shittyidea:

Hinder: a dating app that matches you with dates in progress nearby so that you can cockblock them

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shittyidea:

Add some guacamole to a BLT sandwich and call it a LGBT sandwich

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shittyidea:

A super long audio book with just silence and an “oh, out loud?” at the end

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lamapalooza:

we’re all just trying to bust a nut in this world whether it be a sexual nut, spiritual nut, health nut, career nut, success nut

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